Super Sevins


Things to do while in an Elevator

I grabbed this from another blog but I'm pretty sure it was an email forward from a couple years ago. I was reading it and I could not stop laughing. It is exactly my kind of humor.  Enjoy!

An Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


Amanda said...

This reminds me of those e-mails I got in college, "101 ways to freak out your new roommate." 1) take your mattress off the bed and put it underneath. Sleep there. When roommate asks why, say "Because the voices in my head told me to."

Kelly said...

Ha-ha! I remember that one! It made me laugh just as hard as this elevator one did.

Katrina said...

I love this e-mail. #9 definitely needs to be done!!

Lisa said...

You are a goof. These crack me up everytime! I also loved those roommate ones!!